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Ahh ok so I've hung out with Rohan twice. He's actually very chill with good conversation. He’s very Jamaican even wanted to swap curry chicken recipes. Lol. Our first outing was to a nice Thai restaurant (and I normally hate Thai) located at the Thompson hotel. The inside is very sexy with the best lighting and there is even a
Sexier outside seating most definitely a nice date spot. (@ 60 Thompson)
The second time we hung out was the day before yesterday. It was a very impromptu hang out session. He's spontaneous I like that! I went to Dos Caminos earlier to have an insane guacamole pig out session with my cousin. Rohan reaches out and suggests we meet up for some drinks. It was such a nice night in the city, I felt like the party should continue, so why not.
Ro meets me downtown, since I just stuffed my face he suggests we go to Merchants for drinks and cigars. The Merchants vibe was cool, we were downstairs in the smoking lounge, which is very warm and cozy with nice comfy sofas, if u can tolerate your clothes smelling like smoke when you leave, its a cool spot. I still made myself at home naturally. Any who, conversation between us was light, a nice steady flow. Nothing racy.
He definitely has a lot good going on in his life. No kids (he’s waiting for marriage) he has a great career as an Industrial Engineer (hmm a math wiz, good shit cuz I'm not) he owns his own house in Eastchester NY, drives a Benz and has a Boat! And he's only 27! (Another young one) Wtf, is right, a Boat! He has a lot right? My girlfriend Jihan said he might be over compensating for something he could be lacking. You know like he has a" Boat", because he doesn't have a Yacht! ;) LMAO
So there we were sitting and conversing at Merchants, we're both on our second round of drinks. All of a sudden Rohan does the craziest shit!
Ladies you know how when you sit down there might be a little belly pudge above your jeans, nothing crazy just a little belly. Lol. Well Rohan and I were talking about something as generic as the weather, and the Mf-er reaches in and grabs my BELLY!!!
WTF!! RING THE ALARM!! Omg!! No he didn't!! I didn't know what to do; of course instinctively I slap his hand and say WTF are you doing?? Why would you do that? Huh?? His face seemed shocked by my reaction but my face was shocked too I mean who the hell does that?? He kept saying how sorry he was and that he didn't mean anything by it, he thought it looked cute! I tell him, you grabbing my belly is like you just grabbing my breasts! You don't see me grabbing your crotch, do you? Or rubbing your belly? Why is that the Husky dudes, seem to be more into a woman's physique? Why are you so excited dude? Ooo the air just grew thick with tension. Lol
Ahhh I just have to laugh, and laugh loud sometimes. What's even funnier is earlier that night, he tells me how he's not fresh, and that his mommy raised him right. Uhm excuse me buddy but that was fresh. I told him now I question what you think is fresh! That was Fresh, you sneaking feels and shit!
When I think about my dating episodes my mind wanders to the discovery channel and I think I must be like the female elephant that releases a pheromone in her pee when she's mating. No matter where she pees or how many days later the male can track her down, he knows what time it is. Lol. Unfortunately for me my scent makes them crazy, cuz I swear the craziest ish be happening to me. Lol
Its just like a little while ago I went on a date with this nice looking brother, he was a talented writer. He took me to this Brazilian restaurant; I ordered this soup that I thought could have been warmer. Don't you know this man got up took the soup into the kitchen!!! Really?? Really?? You're gonna just by pass the waiters like that? Ok! Of course that was our first and last date. Lol.
What I realize is this dating shit right here, is no Ferris wheel no Carousel ride, when it comes to me and dating its the Free Fall, the Cyclone, the Batman, and any other scary ass ride! Lol
I also recently realized that Kennedy Fried Chicken sells the old school Mc Donald s apple pie! You know the fried ones! FML!!
Nicolespence.me
Hahaha...I love your dating stories...you're episodes are almost as entertaining as mine. Try being a single male dating in the city...it's like a fantastic voyage...sometimes I just have to say no and bounce back to myself and doing my list of projects...keep my head to the ground and surface for air later. I wish you luck babes...I know from a male's perspective, your chances of finding a suitable match is slimming drastically...but as long as you stick to your guns and keep your standards, you'll find someone that's right and perfect for you. We should really compare stories...I'm gonna hit you on FB...good blog...loved it...
ReplyDeleteOhh Nicole, I was WTF for real. My man doesn't even do that. I would curse him out. Well you handled your self very well. Wow grabbing the belly hell no. Cha!!!
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wait..didnt you say Rohan was in real estate? Last time I checked, that's what you said in the July posting.... and which industrial engineer owns a boat, and a benz,,,and a house in Eastchester..is he in a Level 5 position or something..(top of the firm)? Must be..then he's "very jamaican" as you say and smokes cigars??..LMAO story just does not add up at all. Also, you're switching your story too much girl. Stop lying.
ReplyDeleteanyway it was a pretty entertainin story to say the least... ;p you have us dyin with belly rolls. u n ur boyfriend finding voyages...
lol! I understand the confusion cuz I omitted a part of our get to know each other convo. When I posted in July when we first met he told me he was in real estate. after our first date I found out that he went to Univ of Miami and studied Engineering. He worked in that field for a while then got into Flipping houses. He really loved doing that and money was good. but since shit is slow with houses he is back to what he went to school for. thats all. But be clear his name isn't Rohan. lol. But everything else is how its all going down. Eastchester NY is right next to bronx/westchester. And I too think he has alot going on, seems to good to be true. Hope that clears things up for you :-) wait till you hear what happened on his boat this wknd! SHIT!!!
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