Fellas are you "Repping" every time you put IT down?

Or is your wicked M.O." Not everyone gets the good Di@k??"

Aaaaahhh good D makes me feel so appreciated like you cared enough to give the very best! Lol.

Since the weekend did start out kinda rainy, you already know where my mind was! You guessed it! In the gutter!! Lol.

But alas Mr. Randy and I fell off like 3months ago, and I’m no longer interested in that guy from "Are you confusing Sex with Intimacy" simply because he's a "We-r"! You know the guy that talks a lot of "We" shit, when they are really on some "Me" shit! He actually got flaky once again, like immediately after we hung out! I'm talking one-word responses via text and over all dry ass attitude! So it was the final curtain call this time. Womp womp! I would have clued you guys in then, but I was bored with that topic.

So anyway back to the rainy weekend. Well Mr. Randy knows who he's dealing with, because he knew what call to place and what to say to get my butt right over to his place! "Yay! He read my mind!" Man it’s just something about that Rain booooyyyyy!! It does things to me! I think its all the wetness that's outside that keeps me thinking dirty! A rainy night is definitely not for my platonic friends! Shooooot!

Ahhh Mr. Randy he's not perfect no, but so my flava!" Spicy" Boy o boy does he Rep his city each and every time! He wouldn't dare give this girl any lazy D to deal with! Oh no not him!

But you know good di@k also makes you reflect on those who were soo lack luster! Reminds me of this guy who I used to see and he would always tell me " you should be more appreciative of this good di@k I'm giving you!" You know me I'm nonchalant, but I wasn't sure what type of appreciation he was looking for. For me the di@k was cool, but what's your point. He tells me how he can't f@ck every girl the way he fu*ks me, because if everyone got it this way he would have to deal with chicks falling in love with him!
" Are you for real?? Is that what you tell yourself to make up for your wack ass flow??" He follows with" I don't give them wack D just enough to keep em cool, but I won't go all out!"

Wow! See man that's where I see things differently! Maybe because I'm a choosy lover, but I plan to Rep each and every time we get down! If I choose to get on the mic, I want you to remember it! You think you love me cause of it? Then so be it, that's the casualty of this Sex Warring! Maybe my ego is too big, but one dissatisfied customer can cause the news to spread like wild fire!

But I bet he's not alone! And I'm sure some of you men do that same shit! "Oh I ain't gonna put it on her like that, ima just get mine!” Crap! All you one-nutter brothers stand up! If you didn't already know, you're ass is Lame! And you better start caring about the di@k you give to all your customers! There is nothing worse, than having sex but your body is left feeling like you didn't! Still hungry for some real di@k, not this no frills shit!

So uhm yes I did go backwards and got a little naughty with Mr. Randy on Friday night, and it was well worth it, thank you very much. We had seconds thirds and fourths! Shit and Saturday after Pacquiao bust Cotto’s ass, there was another late night rumble in the Bronx! Lol.

However I do think I will be breaking my rule of having him come to my house! His place is just always Cracking! Remember when his baby momma was at the door! I mean in mid-stroke the doorbell is ringing all types of crazy, and it’s his cousin ready to kick it! Talking bout a pain in the ass! (Giggles)

So yea that was my weekend, and for sure next time it’s going down at my place.

But holla at me people especially you fellas, what kind of Di@k are you currently slinging? If you're saving that Special pounding for wifey, I suggest you keep that shit to yourself and her, no need in spreading the wackness around!
Thanks!

Muah to all of my champion lovers out there, Mi love you long time!

Nicolespence.me

Does your Partner suck at dirty talk? November 13th!

Call me an old fashioned girl, but in intimate settings behind closed
doors, I like the word P*@sy! It's sexy! In the heat of passion I love
for that word to be used. However, I'm not opposed to another
word, provided that it flows and doesn't weird me the f@*k out! Lol.
I can't stand a bad shit talker, lawd!

Lmao! My homegirl's boo calls it "the Panty Pie" WTF?? Huh? Uhm, what
excuse me? Why the Panty Pie? Where the hell did you get that? He
claims it's because "it's warm like pie!!" Damn dude, I guess. That just
sounds crazy to me. Lol.

Got me thinking, I remember when a former flame used to always refer to
it as "her" and "she" and talk to "her" in a baby voice! Like dude how
is it sexy to hear a grown ass man (who is supposed to be on the verge of
"taking it down") going to talk like a baby! It would Always take me out of my zone!

Oh, and I guess I'm supposed too breast feed you to right??!!

Is it me but I'm thinking this moment should call for the authoritative
voice! The Roar of the Tiger!
Save the soft spoken voice for the ladies.

Ahhh the weird shit people say in bed.

I could be a bit of a hypocrite because I've never asked a guy what he
would prefer to hear! I'm assuming D**k is universal, right? I mean what
else am I going to call it? C**k isn't my sort of thing, do people still
say that outside of porn?

Well my approach is to not over think these things, just say whatever
pops out! Lol. You know K.I.S.S. (Keep it Simple Stupid)

But fellas what are you calling your Peter these days? And Ladies what
would you like him to call your Cookie? Tell me!!

NicoleSpence.me

You know He's going to call Girl!!

So what to do in the mean time?

When I was younger I dated the same" knuckle head I think I run this town" boy from junior high all the way till the end of high school and some of college. Nadir is his name (his real name too shoot!). Well Nadir was my first and he also the only guy that had me on some stupid shit! Lol. I can laugh at it now, because those days are long behind me. But boy was I caught up! Man no matter what that boy did, I was going to love him anyway! He was my first after all, July 6th 1996 the summer before my high school graduation to be exact! Lol. Aisha's parents weren't home and I lost my virginity in her bed, talking about being best friends! Lmao Ahhh Kids! Lol

Anyway every time we would break up which was all the time, because I wasn't giving it up early enough for him so he had to make his rounds around town! Back in the day I thought the "fingers" were the real deal, so no need to leave that lane! Lol As soon as we would break up I would call Aisha or Hope, inform them of the latest Nadir games. (btw to this day whenever a dude pulls some crap, all the girls and I call it " He's on some Nadir shit"!) OF course we talked about it over Chicken wings, French fries, and Cookie dough ice cream. But afterwards it was clear to me what was next! It was time for" Debut Day!"

Debut day is what I made up for the day that he sees me, smiling and looking fine! I swear I drove my girls crazy with this shit, but it always worked and I was never worried about " is it really over?" Nope it was only over until "Debut day" arrives!

See back then I never worried about if he was going to call or if I would ever see him again, although we went to different schools. I was patient not stalking is phone or pager. I was Confident and strategic ;) So Debut Day was very important! I would drop the pesky" I'm comfortable with my Boo" pounds, cut and color my hair (I used to go Red back then!), get some new Guess jeans! I mean whatever! Because on Debut Day, ima look like my life hasn't skipped one beat, I've actually gotten better! And you know what it always worked! He would see me at the mall or the movie theater; opening night at the movies was a big ass deal in a small town like Spring Valley. Everyone is out!
So I need the " have you Seen Nicole?" to be in full effect.

By the ended of the night, if I wanted to, we would be back on!

Never mind the fact that I shouldn't have wanted his butt back in the first place, that's another lesson for another time! Lol

Alas it seems as I've gotten older I've forgotten all about "Debut Day" instead when my man friend and I mash up, I'm eating! Lol. I'm eating and bitching and wondering" Is he going to call? And "No I don't want to go anywhere, so stop asking me!" Lol I mean sure I spazzed out and told him to kick rocks, but he should still call! My guess is, as we get older we tend to put too much into other people, especially men. Now Its time to redirect that energy!

So I'm bringing back Debut Day! Let's face it, they always call, but men are just better at laying low and being still during these down times. So they'll call when you least expect it! Oooo and he better not catch you on a Fat day, with your hair needing a touch up, Mani Pedi busted, and in desperate need of a wax! You know just an overall mess!

So this is for me and all my girls double checking to see if their phone is working " why aint this Mofo calling me then?" Don't worry about that phone! Like my mommy always said: " Watch pot don't cook, leave it alone!" Instead let's focus on Debut day YAY! Let's squat it out (you know a big butt is better than pretty face these days!), do some Pilates with Nicole, try a new hair style, get some Yoga in your life and sweat out all that poisonous doubt! And please don’t forget about your Kegel exercises before you go to bed at night, so the next time he enters your sweet spot, you can give his manhood a nice squeeze, choke him ;)

Most men love, a little crazy in a girl, so don't trip. Lol (stop saying he isn’t going to call! Lol) or depending on your circle you might even run into him. So that day needs to be right! Men are very visual creatures let's keep their eyes engaged! ;) Make him lock his eyes on all his missing...maybe then he'll start listening! Lol lol

Shooot if he doesn’t come back, I sure as hell bet your stocks have gone up with all this Fabulousness you're rocking! So its a Win, Win!! :-) YAY!!!

NicoleSpence.me