Dec 21, 2009

Tis the Season to Deck the Balls! December 21st!


Happy Holidays Everybody!!
Tis the season for giving right? How about giving a gift that can’t be duplicated and that your man will find irresistible, and the one thing he can never get tired of receiving! “HEAD” Let’s step the head game up a couple of notches! Lets face it that’s what he really wants, and everything else costs! Lmao . Head is free!!

I’m no Pro at the head game, {just enjoy it} so I had to do some research. I found some interesting tips that I thought might be easy to incorporate into the sex play without feeling like “WTF Am I doing??”

So on Saturday night while the New York City streets were covered in a blanket of snow, and most New Yorkers were under someone, on top of someone, or my favorite behind someone, I was home alone with a good ol book! Well not just any book, I was reading “Pleasure - A woman’s Guide to Getting the Sex You Want, Need, and Deserve.” written by a good friend of mine Hilda Hutcherson, M.D. I just love Dr. Hilda I’ve had the pleasure of working with her for several years when I was a talent producer in radio, so I knew she knew how to guide me on rocking the mic right!

According to Dr. Hilda great oral sex starts with the ears! Yup! Apparently kissing and sucking on the areas as far away from the penis will of course increase his intensity and anticipation of you putting him in your mouth! Slowly work your way down to his penis, teasing him! I thought that was pretty cool, because sometimes you just rush down there you know, but nope nope slow and steady is key! Lol.

Here are some basics:
- As you slide your mouth up and down his penis, twist your head in corkscrew fashion.
- Take his penis in your hands. Playfully slap or rub it along the side of your face, lips and nose as he watches.
- While sliding his penis in and out of your mouth, pull down the skin of the penis and hold it taut. Stretching the skin will increase the sensations he feels while you lick, suck and swallow his penis.
- While moving your mouth up and down his shaft, circle the head with your tongue.
- Slide as much of his penis in your mouth as you can, now curl your tongue up and toward the back of your throat repeatedly in a lapping motion.
- Gently blow on the moistened areas.
- Use the tip of your tongue to flick the opening of the urethra, the tiny opening at the top of the head.
- Using your flat soft tongue begin at the seam down the middle of the scrotum, and lick up to the base of the penis, then across, circling around one testicle and back to the Seam. Then lick up over and around the other testicle and back to the seam forming a figure 8!
- Place one hand at the base of his penis and your mouth above your hand. Let your mouth work in concert, as your mouth moves up your hand follows. When you reach the head, your mouth slides off, while your hand goes up and over the top of the head and back down. Your mouth follows. Repeat.

Don’t forget to show him how much you are enjoying this, while he is in your mouth moan deeply ”Mmmmmmm” they can actually feel your moan and it’s a nice sensation for them. Lets face it a big reason why men love Head so much, is because its like you are worshipping his penis, showing him how much you love the way it looks and tastes! “Don’t be quiet about it suck that Mofo” in the eloquent words of my Sagittarius homie, who weighed in on this topic! Suction can create a nice sensation, while sliding your mouth up and down his joint.

It has always been my understanding that the more spit the better! “Make it sloppy for Daddy”! You know because you want to give the illusion that they are inside you. But what I didn’t know is that people sometime use Lube while giving head! “Who Knew”? Well I took a trip down to Soho to the Toys of Babeland shop, and that’s what the sex educator Darlinda told me!!

Try using a Silicone Lube, a little goes along way, but it has no taste so go crazy if you want. Lol.
Also Babeland sells this finger vibrator, that you place on your finger and rest it on the outside of your cheek, once you put him inside your mouth, angle it toward your cheek so he can feel the vibrations!

Man I tried it with my finger in my mouth, and I gotta tell you I think that would be some shit right there, It felt soo good! And do you know what else I‘ve been sleeping on?? The Blindfold, action! Studies show that your sense of touch is only heightened when loosely blindfolded! (This is especially good if you don’t like him watching!) Talking about slippin’ on my pimpin’! Well no more, I picked up a blindfold at Bableland!

Ahhhh so that’s just a little something of what you can try with your Fella.

Cheers! Happy Holidays, and if you’re bringing in Christmas and of course New Years with some bubbly Champagne, as you fill your mouth up, don’t just drink in vain, remember that these bubbles can also provide a nice sizzling sensation for his member ☺

FA LA LA FELLATIO!!!!

Dec 8, 2009

He's afraid of the Big Bad Butt!! December 8th


Hey People!
Sorry I've been gone finals have been kicking my ass! But, Wednesday is the last day of school so I'll be all yours again!

Any who of course I got an interesting story, a tale of some bullshit!

You know when I was a little girl my Uncle Mark always used to tease me about my big butt! He would always let me know, that when I grew up my boyfriend would love me for it though! Considering I was a little girl, and insecure about this big ol' Rice n Peas butt, I didn't know what he was talking about. I thought I was fat!

Fast forward I grew up and my butt grew in size as well, and my Uncle Marky never lied! The Boys loved me for it. Well at least the ones that could handle the butt did! Lol.

With that said one of my bootylicous girlfriends went out with this rapper, with only one record under his belt the other night and check what he had to say!

You know I gotta leave names out so let's call her Jenny! Well I love Jenny's shape, she's a thick girl, but not too thick, and a very pretty face!

Here she was out to dinner with this lame eating and talking, and he tells her "you know Jenny you're the first thick girl that I've ever dated"! Really? "Why" she asked! He goes on to tell her that he "normally likes to date smaller girls, because his joint looks bigger while hitting it from the back!!!" WTF?? Apparently he feels that with Thick girls, it creates a bit of an optical illusion, where his dick just magically looks smaller in comparison to a big ol' booty!!

Now isn't that some bullshit! Clearly your joint is just small! I thought a big booty just personified "Smash"! And you know his butt is all chubby and out of shape, but he wants to put emphasis on my girl's body! I think not, you Loser! Accept your small tool and deal with it, don't try to make her feel insecure at the party!

Man I remember when I was younger, just new to sex, I had no idea about positions and so forth, just knew about the "IN, Out, IN!" But you know you're still curious, so you talk about it with your girl and guy friends! I remember it like it was yesterday, when my friend at the time Tiba, asked me if I was receiving "back shots"! When I told him No, he questioned why! I had no answer for him, but he could tell by the look on my face that I was wondering too. So he said to me, please don't think its because you're butt is too big! Tiba knew I was insecure about my womanly body back then! "That dude ain't hitting it from the back, because he can't reach Nic, not because of you!" That shit never left my head, Yea! Its not me, it's him! "He can't work the middle, cuz his thing's too little!" Lmao!

Ahhh but I say all this to say, sometimes these dudes have a way of putting their insecurities on you to carry! Fuck that, let them carry their own shit! Love your body, and Rep every chance you get! Confidence is the sexiest thing you can wear in the bedroom, and now a days I never leave home without it! Church!