
Now I'm back with the Jump Off!! Lol. Hiiii guys, I'm back! Did you miss me? I missed the shit outta ya'll but you know I can be flaky and my new job has been soaking up all my time :/ So forgive me for not writing since April! That's some BS I know! But in true Nicole fashion I'm ready to jump right back in, and dish about my life and all the frogs I've been kissing, and since I'm still single you know those Mofo's remained Frogs, not a Prince in sight!
So let's see what's been up?
Well I recently celebrated my 31st birthday (May 30th) and I'm using the word "celebrate" very loosely. Simply put I really didn't do much of anything. Birthday came and went and nothing romantic went down. My love life actually sucks right now, boring and lame as ever. I won't be bringing back any of the old characters from my previous blogs, so we can forget all about all of them. I'm ready for some new stuff, but lately I've been wondering if I put too much emphasis on Sex! Let's be clear Sex will always be a love of mine, I'm a Spence it’s in my genes. But I am going to take some time off from it!" What??" Yeaaa Yo, I'm thinking a Year with no sex will do my body right! Not because I'm over sexed and feeling the urge to tighten up. Lol. But honestly I can't tell the last time I got the Sex I wanted with the intensity and frequency in which I wanted it. So this reflection got me thinking, it’s a good time to get out the Game. Gotta stop thinking with my Box so much. Lol. All jokes aside I'm serious! No fucking for a 1year! I've actually done a bid like this before, just not on purpose. Lol.
This should be an interesting ride for you guys to accompany me with. And if I slip up and something falls inside, I'll be honest and fess up. I'm human shit! But this again is the goal. I've also decided to arm my Pilates certification with another love of mine YOGA! Yup I'll be teaching Yoga just in time for Christmas. Shoooottt maybe being a Yogi will help me center on other things instead of the 3legged monster! Lol.
Ahh but just because I won't be getting any, doesn't mean my girls won't be... And you know I like to dish on their escapades too! So there will be SEX chat! This will always be the destination for SEX LOVE and Cellulite! Lol
Eh so bye for now! BRB!
Wait does Oral count as Sex? You know I'm a pleaser. And loved to be pleased! So weigh IN are Oral games and Hand jobs are they allowed? Lol
If you gave me a hand job I won't tell ;-)
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