Mi Casa No Es Su Casa!

In relationships I think the newness can be the most fun, spending a lot of quality time hugged up, kissy kissy. But the flip to the bliss, is that the newness is also the time, we can get a good glimpse of the bullshit that's yet to come! So keeping those love goggles on during can be quite hazardous!

I have the perfect example. A friend recently started dating this guy. I realized something exciting had to going on with her, because usually she is the 1st one down to party. But lately she's been busy; lets call her "Tamara". Tamara loved the lovin’ so much; she didn't pay attention to all the time he was spending at her pad! And she completely ignored the fact that this big di*k brother was in between living situations! In between like, just moved out of his ex’s place and is now living with his mama in Philly, and of course at crashing at hers. Ding! Ding! He lives with his mama at 33, why?? Honestly the fact that he just got out of a relationship, and is spending all this time at her place with his feet undoubtedly up, would also be a red flag for me!

But Tamara was feeling his smooth talking and mean slaying. Did I mention he is also not working? But you know sometimes big d*ck does all the talking; we've all been there! Lol. “Stop lying! Lol”

Then one day it seems Tamara was no longer convenient for him! See last week Tamara’s boo phoned her up wanting to sleepover. She explained to him that she was already out and another day would do. George then made a bold request, " I'll just stay at your place until you come back"! Uhm excuse me? Tamara reminded him that she has a roommate and that would be inappropriate! Thinking her new boo would totally understand, she continued enjoying her night. Imagine her surprise to find out she's been put on ICE! Yup! A whole week went by with no reach out, no response to all her inquiries nothing! Poor Tammy was honestly worried, about this Fool!

EH! Classic bullshit! When he was finally ready to talk, they spoke. George expressed how disappointed he was in her decision, and because of that a "time out" was needed, not a breakup just a "time out." Now after all of this was unloaded on my ears over Tequila shots Tammy asked me “what should I do?” I say: send that Baby Boy packing big d*ck and all, he’s not a Daddy he’s a Son! Frankly he needs to get himself together before he can even think about a relationship and extended stays. George might be the kind of guy that needs women holding him down completely, therefore enabling him, and he’ll never get his man shit together. Pfffft keep it moving, for sure Girl Sorry!”

I'll take Him, Him, and Him, just throw em in a Bag!!

Don't you just wish we could shop for men like we do shoes, or anything we want? Alas dating has been anything but convenient!


But can I really complain about a “Man Shortage” if I haven’t really been giving it much energy? Let’s see I’m home every Friday night, with no socializing during the week that can’t be good. It’s not like he’s just going to ring my doorbell and say “I’m here Nicole take me!” My Lazy dating ways have stunted my twenties and I don’t want it to kill my thirties, definitely time for a different approach, and I think the Universe is trying to tell me the same thing.

The other night it was raining and snowing all types of crazy, my block kept experiencing brown outs, flickering of the lights on and off but no biggie. My cousin and I decided to just turn off all the lights, relax and enjoy the storm. All of sudden we notice lights coming from Fire Trucks! Instinctively we run to the window to see what was up. Out side the window there were 4 firemen working on the cable line directly in front of my house. When I asked what happened, a very tall dark deep voice shadowy figure stated, " that there has been some electrical problems due to the storm..blah blah". I smiled as I told him " we were fine up here". That's when he said: " Let me come up there and check?" What??" " Did he just say that, like that?" Ok, you might be asking yourself "so what"? Well me and my, non-going out behind, was like "oh snap!" My cousin and I grew big eyed as we ran as fast as we could from the living room to the bedroom, to get my tie head off my hair, comb out my wrap, and tidy my appearance! All with the energy of " this could be it Girl"!! Lmao. Only to run half way downstairs to see my brother at the door, talking to ahh dark but not very handsome firefighter! " Uhm yea we're fine, good night!"

Eh so you see what I'm saying?? I went into total Lifetime TV mode, like its every going to be that easy! Geez!


So what's the answer? Should I start going out at least 2x a week, you know totally dive into the social scene?


I was talking to one of my besties, and she told me that her sister met the, dopest guy online recently! " Shut up! Are you serious?” Yep! This adventurous 32year old single New York City girl took her love search by the balls and enjoyed Match.com! I couldn't believe it. And the guy she met is like a Principle or something with no kids! Are you freaken kidding me???

You know I'm dramatic so I start filling out the profile while on the phone, and of course she felt the need to say " remember what I told you Nicole you can't have everything, he might come in a different package." Ugh Jihan and her shortie reminders, I don't want any short man. Lol.

Sooo that's it, I'm on match.com, and this is only the beginning I'll of course keep your guys informed with the Babes and the Lames! I did a 3 months membership at about $22 dollars, which is basically what you have to spend anyway if you leave your house and go out for food/drinks with hopes there will be at least 1 cutie in the building! Ya know what I'm saying???

Here’s to another day on my Good Health, Tight Body and Great Sex plan!!